How’s this for Throwback Thursday? 

Me: (flipping through old photo albums… My favorite thing to do when visiting my grandparents!) Grandma! Really…Big Bird? How could you guys let them do this to me? 

Grandma: What? (shocked at my comment) You were so happy! You loved being Big Bird! That’s all you talked about!

Me: Oh. (*crickets*… turns the page)

The Agony of Defeat.